supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

staff:

Bad news. A major vulnerability, known as “Heartbleed,” has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr.

We have no evidence of any breach and, like most networks, our team took immediate action to fix the issue.

But this…

amoying:

when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

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(Source: amoying)

hokeyfright:

YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.

joshpeckofficiall:

knightscrest:

who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

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connorkawaii:

i hope one day someone loves you as much as you love your favourite fictional character

theraggydoll:

When you drop your crochet hook and it disappears into the fifth dimension.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

johnhawkens:

tmirai:

wethatkindoforc:

isei-silva:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

the pizza one!

I just want to come all over these

Good design gets me going, okay???

Oh man let me tell you how many boners I get from good packaging.

Several.

AHHH THOSE TEA BAGS!!!!

Clever marketing is clever.

edonaghey:

"There is a fundamental concern that the content of such magazines normalises the treatment of women as sexual objects. We are not killjoys or prudes who think that there should be no sexual information and media for young people. But are teenage boys and young men best prepared for fulfilling love and sex when they normalise views about women that are disturbingly close to those mirrored in the language of sexual offenders?" -Dr. Peter Hegarty

Could you tell the difference?

  1. Rapist
  2. Rapist
  3. Lad Mag
  4. Lad Mag
  5. Rapist
  6. Lad Mag
  7. Rapist
  8. Lad Mag
  9. Rapist
  10. Lad Mag
  11. Rapist
  12. Lad Mag
  13. Rapist
  14. Rapist
  15. Lad Mag
  16. Lad Mag

Peter is awesome!!

(Source: sandandglass)

chinad011:

manicpixiedreamergirl:

iheartnintendomucho:

Please Understand: Iwata cuts his salary after dismal profits
According to AFP, Nintendo President Satoru Iwata will be receiving half of his usual salary for the next five months in a small act of atonement for the terrible year Nintendo had, most in part due to the Wii U. 
Nintendo’s revenues dipped 8.1% in the last couple months. [❤]
BUY: Nintendo History books and biographies $12

Gee, when’s the last time the president of a Western corporation slashed his own salary as an apology for their company’s performance?
… Ohyeah. They don’t. They just skullfuck the lower echelons of their power structure, slash and burn the rank and file, and give themselves a six-figure bonus for being so smart and valuable to the company.
Which is why guys like this dude earn my respect regardless of what blunders they make with their company direction. Nintendo suffers, and he chose to suffer with it as a show of good faith.

do your best, mr. iwata!

chinad011:

manicpixiedreamergirl:

iheartnintendomucho:

Please Understand: Iwata cuts his salary after dismal profits

According to AFP, Nintendo President Satoru Iwata will be receiving half of his usual salary for the next five months in a small act of atonement for the terrible year Nintendo had, most in part due to the Wii U. 

Nintendo’s revenues dipped 8.1% in the last couple months. [❤]

BUY: Nintendo History books and biographies $12

Gee, when’s the last time the president of a Western corporation slashed his own salary as an apology for their company’s performance?

… Ohyeah. They don’t. They just skullfuck the lower echelons of their power structure, slash and burn the rank and file, and give themselves a six-figure bonus for being so smart and valuable to the company.

Which is why guys like this dude earn my respect regardless of what blunders they make with their company direction. Nintendo suffers, and he chose to suffer with it as a show of good faith.

do your best, mr. iwata!

(Source: TIME)

slytherihn:

Hate that horrible silence while you’re working/studying? Perhaps your music is annoying you? Or maybe you just want to relax. Try these to help you fill the silence:

(Source: mahrtell)

tsuyatsuya:

森で輪になって踊る子グマ3匹、童話のような写真が撮影され話題に。 | Narinari.com

英紙デイリー・メールやデイリー・エクスプレスなどによると、フィンランドで暮らす体育教師のヴァルッテリ・ムルカハイネンさん(52歳)は先日、同国中部のスオムッサルミへ旅行に出かけていた。その際に森の中で出くわしたのが、オス2匹、メス1匹、計3匹の子グマが輪になって“踊っている”ようなシーンだ。

ムルカハイネンさんは「おとぎ話の魔法の森にいたよう」と、このときの興奮を振り返っている。

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

Perhaps the single most terrifying Halloween pumpkin ever carved.Too scary! For God’s sake, what if the children see this! (via) This gives me an idea. Make your house the coolest in the hood. Instead of giving out Halloween candy, just carve your wifi password into a pumpkin. Free bandwidth for all! No peanuts.Via Happy Place

Perhaps the single most terrifying Halloween pumpkin ever carved.

Too scary! For God’s sake, what if the children see this! (via) This gives me an idea. Make your house the coolest in the hood. Instead of giving out Halloween candy, just carve your wifi password into a pumpkin. Free bandwidth for all! No peanuts.

Via Happy Place